Saturday, December 31, 2011

DJ Bumbay - Michael V Video, Lyrics


DJ Bumbay - Michael V Lyrics
Ahoy, ahay, mga manoy, mga manay
Ako'ng inyong lingkod Didjay Vijay
Nandito ‘ko para maghanap-buhay
At your service DJ Bumbay

Pumili na kayo, maganda na mura pa
Ito ang aking mga paninda
Medyo may konting mga diperensya
Pero lahat original, hindi pirata

Meron akong banig, kasya ang sampu
Wala lang hihiga, lahat nakatayo
Gusto mo plantsa para sa damit
Pero yung handle ang umiinit

Kung naiinitan, mag-electric fan
Ang umiikot ay ‘yung katawan
Porselanang arinola galing Pakistan
May factory defect, sa loob ang hawakan

Meron akong kalan na gawa sa Japan
Lumalabas ang apoy doon sa pihitan
Kaha de yero para di manakawan
Pero hanggang ngayon hindi ko pa mabuksan

Bagong cellphone, tatak Nokia
Motolite ang tatak ng baterya nya
May tv rin ako, mura lang, brand new
Kaya lang ang screen merong grado

Halika na kayo, wag kayong mahiya
Umiikot ako buong Maynila
Minsan naglalakad, minsan nakamotor
Four gives, five-six, libre door-to-door

I'm your friendly neighborhood hulugan
Didjay Vijay wag nyong katakutan
Come on every all, come on every one
Sumabay sa tugtog, DJ break it down

Ahoy, ahay, mga manoy, mga manay
Muling nagbabalik Didjay Vijay
Ako ang traveling ukay-ukay
At your service DJ Bumbay

Maraming bago, marami ‘kong dala
Galing Amerika at buong Asia
Medyo may konting mga diperensya
Pero lahat original, hindi pirata

Meron akong Rolex, uy bagay
Maraming diamong, isa lang ang kamay
Brand new flat screen colored tv
Ang kulay ng palabas itim at puti

May rubber shoes ako tatak Adidas
May factory defect, sa loob ang sintas
Kailangan mo ng shoes, panterno sa barong
Meron akong boots sa harap ang takong

Kung ang business mo ay construction
Mura lang, kuha na, de-pedal na pison
Masakit ang mata, pagod maghapon
Meron akong eye drop na roll-on

Bili na ng kutsikyo, made in Japan
Ay napakatalim lalo na yung hawakan
Gintong wallclock galing Switzerland
Pero baliktad sa harap ang sabitan

Next time pagbalik ko, i will bring a lot more
Four gives, five-six, libre door-to-door
Pwede utang, wag nyong kalimutan
Basta't wag nyo lang akong tatakbuhan

Kaya pag nakita nyo ako say hi
Ako'ng inyong lingkod Didjay Vidjay
But you can call me DJ Bumbay
Nagpapaalam, so long, goodbye

Safflower vs Saffron

Safflower

Safflower is used mostly for color, and gives little to no flavor. It is sometimes referred to as bastard saffron.

Saffron

Saffron, as you may already know, is the spice that exceeds gold in price per unit of weight. It is easy to differentiate the two, Safflower looks like miniature flowers, while Saffron has a thread-like structure.


Friday, December 30, 2011

How Camera Lenses Are Made



Check out this video on how camera lenses are made from Discovery Channel. It also explains why lenses are so expensive.

Wheatly Spanish Quote, Translation

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It means: You are using this translator software incorrectly. Please, consult the manual.

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Patrick's 15 Quotes from Spongebob



15. Super? Special? Secret?
14. I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward.
13. It's a giraffe.
12. We stole a baloon!
11. Does this look dangerous?
10. Who you callin' pinhead?
9. Where's the leak ma'am?
8. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
7. The inner machinations of my minds are an enigma.
6. I love you.
5. Bla bla bla bla (to Gary)
4. Ughhh
3. Finland!
2. Just like a genie!
1. It's called the ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

Mr. Krabs, World's Smallest Violin Spongebob Video

Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. - Mr. Krabs

Mr Krabs, I have an idea! Spongebob Video



"Mr Krabs, I have an idea!" - Spongebob

Esref Armagan: The Blind Painter


Eşref Armağan (born 1953) is a blind Turkish painter. He was born blind to a poor family. He taught himself how to write and paint. In 2008, Harvard scientists studied his brain and found out that the visual cortex copes and does a different function for blind people. He is married with two kids, and has had 20 exhibitions in different countries.


*Le image from 9gag. Le text from le Wikipedia.

Boy Asks Santa For His Daddy Video



Boy asks Santa for his daddy to come home for Christmas



A little boy only wanted his daddy to come home for Christmas. Santa gave him his wish. Parmatown Mall, Parma, OH

*Le photo from 9gag.

Adele on Her Weight, Being Fat

"I love food and hate exercise. I don't have time to work out. I don't want to be on the cover of Playboy or Vogue. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone or Q. I'm NOT a trend-setter, i'm a SINGER. I'd rather weigh a ton and make an amazing album than look like Nicole Richie and do a shitty album. My aim in life is NEVER to be skinny" - Adele

Did Adele really say this? Can anyone confirm?

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Real Mirror vs. See-Through/2-Way Mirror



The image above (allegedly) tells you how to figure out if a mirror is a real mirror or a see-through/2-way mirror. I wouldn't trust it 100% though, take it with a grain of salt.

Custom Shaped Bokeh

Bokeh not in the maximum aperture size looks like this:

The out of focus points of light are not regular. This is because of the shape of the aperture.

Someone thought of changing the aperture shape, like this:


It take bokeh pictures with a heart shape!


You can even be more creative. Check out this Batman shaped bokeh:
ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da batman [ diy custom bokeh ]

Images from diyphotography.net and whatisname.



Adele's All The Things Meme, We Could Have Had It All



Someone made an X all the Y for Adele's We Could Have Had It All. ROFL

MMFF Gross and Awards

Metro Manila Film Festival 3-day Gross (Dec. 25, 26, 27)
1. Enteng ng Ina Mo: P91, 892,997.10
2. Panday 2: P51,527,616.00
3. Segunda Mano: P46,931,780.05
4. Shake Rattle & Roll 13: P22,756,512.30
5. My Househusband, Ikaw Na!: P20,839,817.10
6. Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story: P7,957,716.50
7. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow: 4,089,922.50

Metro Manila Film Festival award winners:

Major Awards
Best Picture - Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story
2nd Best Picture - Enteng ng Ina Mo!
3rd Best Picture - Shake, Rattle & Roll 13
Best Actor - Dingdong Dantes (Segunda Mano)
Best Actress - Maricel Soriano (Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow)
Best Director - Tikoy Aguiluz (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)

Minor Awards
Gatpuno Villegas Cultural Award - (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Supporting Actor – John Regala (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Supporting Actress – Eugene Domingo (My Househusband (Ikaw Na!))
Best Child Performer – Bugoy Carino (Shake, Rattle, and Roll 13)
Gender Sensitivity Award - My Househusband (Ikaw Na!)
Best Story – “Lunod” Shake Rattle and Roll 13 (Chris Martinez and Marlon Rivera)
Best Screenplay – Roy Iglesias (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Production Design - Fritz Siloria, Mona Soriano, and Ronaldo Cadapan (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Editing - Jason Canapay and Ryan Orduna (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Musical Score – Jessie Lazaten (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Sound Recording – Mike Idioma (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Visual Effects – Riot Incorporated (Ang Panday 2)
Best Make-up - Florencia Penero, Niccolo Medina, Jayvee Flores (Enteng Ng Ina Mo|Enteng ng Ina Mo!)
Best Original Theme Song – Ely Buendia -"La Paloma" (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Cinematography - Carlo Mendoza for (Manila Kingpin: The Asiong Salonga Story)
Best Float - Ang Panday 2
[edit]Special Awards
Kutis Ganda Award Male – Ryan Agoncillo
Kutis Ganda Award Female – Aiai delas Alas
Male Sexiest Appeal Celebrity of the Night - Gov. ER Ejercito
Female Sexiest Appeal Celebrity of the Night - Judy Ann Santos
Ellen Lising Male Face of the Night – Richard Gomez
Ellen Lising Female Face of the Night - Iza Calzado
SMDC Most Glamorous Male Star – Ryan Agoncillo
SMDC Most Glamorous Female Star – Iza Calzad0
Posthumous Award for Excellence – Director/Choreographer Lito Calzado (accepted by Iza Calzado)
Lifetime Achievement Award – Mr. Eddie Garcia

Adele's Someone Like You Piano Sheet

Someone Like You - Piano

Want to play Adele's Someone Like You on the piano? Above is the piano sheet from scribd.com. Enjoy playing :D.

Below is Adele herself singing the song Someone Like You.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Set of Dark Knight Rises



You can see Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Sunjata on set of Dark Knight Rises in the video above. I can't really tell what they're doing. Can you?

dxdx9_43.dll Missing Error, Fix, Download


"The program can't start because d3dx9_43.dll is missing from your computer. Try reinstalling the program to fix this problem."

To fix this error, simply download dxdx9_43.dll file from here, then put the dxdx9_43.dll file in the same directory of the .exe file.

Osmos



Reviews
a beautiful, absorbing experience… brilliant to look at… the best videogame music I've heard… will make you forget your cares and immerse you in the game… you'll find yourself returning for the experience. 8.5! Editor’s Choice Award.
IGN

wonderful gameplay… beautifully polished and tantalizingly atmospheric… Osmos mixes puzzle, action and strategy remarkably and all the while does it with great finesse and style.
indiegames.com

beyond doubt, a work of genius... a relaxing, meditative experience about going with the flow... It all adds up to something otherworldly and just . . . incredible.
GameAndPlayer.net

an almost transcendental video game experience… a stellar example of electronic music's potential impact on indie video game production.
londonfuse.ca

About the Game
Enter the ambient world of Osmos: elegant, physics-based gameplay, dreamlike visuals, and a minimalist, electronic soundtrack.

Your objective is to grow by absorbing other motes. Propel yourself by ejecting matter behind you. But be wise: ejecting matter also shrinks you. Relax - good things come to those who wait.

Key features:

Independent Games Festival finalist in three categories: Seumas McNally Grand Prize, Excellence in Design and Technical Excellence
Progress from serenely ambient levels into varied and more challenging worlds. (47 levels, plus bonus content)
Confront attractors, repulsors and intelligent motes with similar abilities and goals as you
Selected as one of the 2009 PAX 10
Procedural content: play random versions of any level
Sublime electronic soundtrack by Loscil, Gas/High Skies, Julien Neto, Biosphere, and more
Dynamic time-warping: slow down the flow of time to outmaneuver agile opponents; speed it up to raise the challenge

Get it from Steam here.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

It's Pinned To My Scrotum - Harry Potter GIF


It's Pinned To My Scrotum - an aninmated GIF with Harry Potter originally saying Expecto Patronum.

Draw My Thing @ OMGPOP



I just found this new game: Draw My Thing from OMGPOP.com. You just draw the word shown and the other players try to guess it. It's gets really fun - try it with friends.

DJ Earworm Mashup - United State of Pop 2011 (World Go Boom)



DJ Earworm does it again. Get the MP3 here.

Songs in this mash up:
Adele - Rolling In The Deep
Adele - Someone Like You
Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough
Bruno Mars - Grenade
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song
Britney Spears - Till The World Ends
Cee Lo Green - F* You
Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)
Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks
Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor
Jeremih feat. 50 cent - Down On Me
Katy Perry - Firework
Katy Perry - E.T.
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
Lady Gaga - Born This Way
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger
Nicki Minaj - Super Bass
OneRepublic - Good Life
Pink - Raise Your Glass
Pitbull - Give Me Everything
Rihanna - S&M
Rihanna - We Found Love

Lyrics:
WORLD GO BOOM

Take, take it all
T-t-take the credit cards
Take everything tonight
Na na na come on, come on
Never gonna stop,
I'll risk it all, I'll risk it all again
Take it all
Take the house
Take my car
Take the change in my pocket
I'm a superstar
yeah
Never gonna stop
Let it happen
Watch me dancing til the world go
Boom boom boom boom boom boom all again
Let the world go
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom booo-ooo-ooom!
Let the world go
Boom boom boom boom boom boom
It's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom
But I've got to let it go

Maybe it's hard
We will never be never be broken and scarred
There's no way I'm turning back oh oh oh oh
Here's the situation
Got this feeling that you can't fight
Been to every nation
The city is on fire tonight
You wanted control
But you're a liar
And now everything is on fire
Don't underestimate things like this
Me and all the other kids don't give a (do-don't give a)
K-kiss kiss it all k-k-kiss it all away
If there's nothing left,
Baby I was born this way
Easy come, easy go
Think I forgot to say
Never gonna stop dancing til the world go
Boom boom boom boom boom boom all again
Let the world go
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom booo-ooo-ooom!
Let the world go
Boom (woohoo) boom boom boom (woohoo) boom boom
It's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom
But I've got to let it go

We could have had it all
We could have had everything tonight
There's a fire starting in my heart
and I ain't afraid to show it show it show it
I just can't get enough
Ooo, burn burn burn burn burn down in flames
ignite the fire
Ooo, burn burn burn burn burn down in flames
Like the 4th of July
Booo-ooo-ooom!

I got my pop, I got my dance I got that rock and roll
You can take everything but you can't take my soul
Never gonna stop,
I'll risk it all, I'll risk it all again
Take it all
Take the house
Take my car
Take the change in my pocket
I'm a superstar
We ain't stoppin'
Never gonna stop
Let it happen
Keep on dancing til the world go
Boom boom boom boom boom boom all again
Now we're standing side by side
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom booo-ooo-ooom in a hopeless place
Let the world go
Boom (woohoo) boom boom boom (woohoo) boom boom
It's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom
But I've got to let it go
Let the world go

(whistle)
boom boom boom boom boom boom
Sometimes it lasts, but sometimes the world go.....
(whistle)
aaaahh


Boom boom boom boom boom boom all again
Now we're standing side by side
Boom boom boom boom ba doom boom boom boom booo-ooo-ooom in a hopeless place
Take, take it all, t-t-take the credit cards
Boom boom boom boom boom boom
Take everything tonight
It's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny
boom boom boom
Never gonna stop,
Let the world go booo-ooo-ooom in a hopeless place

The show goes on
every night and day
The dream goes on
standing side by side
all again

The Devil Inside - Official Trailer [HD]




"In 1989, emergency responders received a 9-1-1 call from Maria Rossi (Suzan Crowley) confessing that she had brutally killed three people. 20 years later, her daughter Isabella (Fernanda Andrade) seeks to understand the truth about what happened that night. She travels to the Centrino Hospital for the Criminally Insane in Italy where her mother has been locked away to determine if her mother is mentally ill or demonically possessed. When she recruits two young exorcists (Simon Quarterman and Evan Helmuth) to cure her mom using unconventional methods combining both science and religion, they come face-to-face with pure evil in the form of four powerful demons possessing Maria. Many have been possessed by one; only one has been possessed by many. -- (C) Paramount Insurge"

Anyone else thinks 2012 is going to be an epic year for movies?

5 Reasons Why You Need a 50mm lens



DigitalRevCom explains why everyone should have a 50mm lens.

VLC Media Player Skips Frames for HD Fix

Is VLC media player slow and skips frames when playing 720p or 1080p HD videos? Here is one of the tricks which may make VLC play smoother.

1. Go to Tools->Preferences


2. Click on Input & Codecs, then tick Use GPU Acceleration.

3. Restart VLC.

Now, try playing your favorite HD clip. If it does not work, revert the settings. It's worth a try.

Update:


Aside from GPU acceleration, you can also try reducing VLC's post processing by using the settings in the picture above. Remember to restart VLC.

Also, change VLC's priority to high in Task Manager.



Half Life 3 Haiku



Gabe Newell teases Episode 3. Why does he never reply to my emails?

Remove Window Borders in Windows 7

Do the fat window borders annoy you? They do take up precious screen real state. Below are the steps on how to remove them.

1. Right Click on Desktop then click Personalize

2. Click on Window Color


3. Click on Advanced Appearance Settings


4. Select Border Padding from the dropdown, then type 0 for Size.


Congratulations, you just removed them pesky borders!


0GAG - Just For Fun!


0GAG - Just For Fun!
Rage Comics, Forever Alone, Y U No Guy, Troll Face, Foul Bachelor Frog

You just misspelled 9GAG.

8GAG - Just For Fun!


8GAG - Just For Fun!
Rage Comics, Forever Alone, Y U No Guy, Troll Face, Foul Bachelor Frog


You just misspelled 9GAG.

Now And Then Here And There


Now And Then Here And There is an anime about a boy named Shu, who is transported to another world. This world is at war and he must deal with the consequences of war.

You can download all 13 episodes of Now And Then Here And There via torrent here.

Nano 6G 1.2 Firmware Released

You should be upgrading your iPod Nano 6G now, to get the following new features:

  • larger, improved icons
  • more clock faces
  • Nike+iPod with the accessory
  • more wallpapers





The 120 Days Of Sodom PDF download

The 120 Days Of Sodom, written by Marquis de Sade on 1785, is a book about four wealthy men who wanted the ultimate sexual gratification. The book has themes of rape, sadism, and cruelty. Due to this nature, it has frequently been banned.

Download The 120 Days Of Sodom PDF here.

Pininyahang Manok, How to Cook, Recipe

Pininyahang Manok (Chicken with Pineapple) is a Filipino dish. It is a unique twist to a chicken dish, similar to Tinolang Manok.

Below is a video on how to cook Pininyahang Manok. It's in Tagalog, but it should be understandable to non-Tagalog speakers.



The recipe used is below.

Ingredients:
2 lbs chicken, cut into serving pieces
12 ounces pineapple chunks, canned
2 medium sized tomatoes, chopped
1 cup bell pepper, cut into thick strips
1 medium sized carrot, wedged
2 1/2 tbsp fish sauce (patis)
1/2 cup fresh milk
2 tbsp garlic, minced
1 medium sized onion, sliced
2 tbsp cooking oil

Cooking procedure:
1. Marinate the chicken in pineapple juice/concentrate (derived from the can of pineapple chunks) for 20 to 30 minutes
2. Pour the cooking oil in a cooking pot / casserole then apply heat
3. Sauté the garlic, onion, and tomatoes
4. Put-in the chicken and cook until color of the outer part turns light brown
5. Add the pineapple juice/concentrate marinade and fresh milk then bring to a boil
6. Add the pineapple chunks and simmer until the chicken is tender and half of the liquid evaporates (about 20 to 30 minutes).
7. Put-in the carrots and simmer for 5 minutes
8. Add the bell pepper and fish sauce then simmer for 3 minutes
9. Remove from the cooking pot / casserole and transfer to a serving dish.
10. Serve hot. Share and enjoy!


Source: panlasangpinoy.com.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ate Vangie/Pinoy Siri

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Salamat Willie! sa Eat Bulaga


Sinong Willie? Willie Revillame!

 
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