Monday, April 19, 2010

iPad Disassembly

3 Minute Meals (Mad TV)



Sunday, April 18, 2010

Lockerz - Get Freebies by Earning Points

There's a new site called Lockerz that will offer the coolest brands (read: iPad, iMac, iPod Touch, PS3, XBOX360) at the lowest prices, exclusive video and music and the hottest games... all in one place. You'll really like LOCKERZ PTZ (or "POINTZ"). PTZ are Lockerz' proprietary loyalty "currency" that you earn whenever you buy, watch, play, share, invite friends, or even just show up on Lockerz. Redeem PTZ for incredible prizes, great products and dream experiences.

Members are rewarded PTZ for almost everything they do on the site--whether it's buying a new brand, watching a video, playing a game, answering a daily question or even just logging in. At launch, Lockerz will have more than 15 ways for members to earn PTZ.

Lockerz is invite only. To get invited, comment below. Hurry up! I will only invite 20 people.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Missingno


Missingno is a glitch Pokémon from the earlier Pokémon series. Missingno can be caught on Pokémon Red and Blue by following this video:



Basically what you need to do is talk to the Old Man at Virdinian City then fly to Cinnabar Island. Surf up and down on the eastern coast of Cinnabar Island and you will encounter Missingno. This will replicate your sixth item to 128.

Missingno appears with 000 Pokédex number. Missingno is a fully usable Pokémon with a Bird/Normal type and evolves to Kangaskhan. However, Missingno glitches your Hall of Fame Data. Other glitches throughout the game may occur.

Missingno has been said to be "one of the most popular glitches ever in game history". The glitch creates curiosity amongst gamers (which I think is why you're reading my Missingno post). There are even fan fictions devoted to Missingno. It is ranked by IGN as the one of the top gaming glitch in history.




Monday, April 12, 2010

Fibonacci Sequence

Mathematically, A Fibonacci sequence is a sequence of numbers in a way that every number is a sum of the previous two. The Fibonacci sequence looks like this when laid out:


1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55,...

The interesting patter with the Fibonacci Sequence is that when two succeeding elements are divided, the quotient comes closer and closer to the inverse of the Golden Ratio.

1 / 1 = 1
1 / 2 = .5
2 / 3 = .666...
3 / 5 = .6
5 / 8 = .625
...
4181 / 6765 = 0.6180339...

Now we see how the Fibonacci Sequence and the Golden Ratio are correlated. But what is the Golden Ratio? The symbol used for the Golden Ratio is φ. The value of the Golden Ratio is:

φ = [sqrt(5) + 1]/2 = 1.6180339...


The Golden Ratio satisfies the equation:

X^2 - X - 1 = 0

The inverse of the Golden Ratio is: (as shown above by dividing the Fibonacci Sequence)


1/φ = φ - 1 = 0.6180339...


The Golden Ratio and the Fibonacci Sequence can also be found naturally in nature. By measuring parts of your own body right now, you will find out that you are made of the Golden Ratio.

The distance between the finger tip and the elbow / distance between the wrist and the elbow,

The distance between the shoulder line and the top of the head / head length,

The distance between the navel and the top of the head / the distance between the shoulder line and the top of the head.

The distance between the navel and knee / distance between the knee and the end of the foot.

* the slash means to divide
(source)

Many portions of the Parthenon are made of Golden Ratios:



The Fibonacci Sequence and the Golden Ratio can be found in more places in nature such as flowers, plants and shells.

11

Story of the Krabby Patty


The Krabby Patty was first invented by King Krabs who lived sometime before the 12th century. They were first used to soothe the "jellyfish dragon" of the evil sorceror "Planktonimor" an ancestor of Sheldon J. Plankton. Thus the Krabby Patty became an "old Krab's Family recipe."Eugene H. Krab's mother also knew the secret formula to the Krabby Patty, even though she married into the Krabs family and probably was not a direct descendant of King Krabs.

Mr. Krabs made Krabby Patties since he was a young child with his best friend Sheldon J. Plankton, since the only place to get a burger at the time was at Stinky Burger - owned by a wealthy citizen named Stinky. Eugene and Sheldon wanted to go get a burger there, but Stinky did not like them hanging around his restaurant. Stinky's wealth inspired both Krabs and Plankton to make their own fast food restaurant, so they created their own restaurant in a dump which attracted no buyers. Old Man Jenkins, who was at the dump at that time, throwing away his unwanted scraps, became the first one to try the burger. But it was contaminated and knocked him out. The outcome of the Jenkins incident caused Krabs and Plankton to argue about the burger; when later Plankton tried stealing the formula, it ripped in half - so Plankton got his own batch of burgers and went to start his own business. Eugene Krabs' accidental recipe became a huge success. By combining the burger with the family's secret sauce (you won't believe what it is), he brought his family out of poverty and into riches. Soon Mr. Krabs decided to create a larger establishment, and renovated the failing retirement home, the Rusty Krab. He renamed it to the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab become one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom.

The Krabby Patty had been continually pursued by Mr. Krab's rival Sheldon Plankton. One time, after continually failing to defeat Krabs, Plankton used his last plan - Plan Z, and sold many Krabby Patties to control the Krusty Krabs customers. Soon Plankton's plans were foiled by SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Star. Plankton was sentenced to imprisonment. Mr. Krabs is improving his business every day.

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Krabby_Patty

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Chords & Lyrics: Paramita – Hiling


Standard Tuning:
C9 – x32033
B/G – x2×033
Am7sus – x02013
Intro: C9 B/G Am7sus B/G (2x)
Verse 1:
C9 – Dsus – Em7 – G
C9 – Dsus – Em7 – D/F#m
C9 – Dsus – Em7 – G
C9 – Dsus – Em7 – D/F#m
nahihirapan na ang aking isip
nauubusan na ng sasabihin sa iyo..
nanlalamig na ba ang pag-ibig mo sa ‘kin..
giliw..
G…….C9 – Dsus – Em7 – G
Verse 2: (same chords as verse 1 (3x) )
nalilito ako, nais kong sagipin ang ating
nalulunod na pag-ibig
nguni’t handa akong palayain ka
kung ito ang ‘yong hiling
gaano man kasakit sa akin
ibibgay sa yo
Refreain: C9 B/G Am7sus B/G
from: guitartutee

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Jejemon

Jejemon is a word recently coined around the Philippine internets. Basically, A Jejemon is a person that types this way:

Lil Zuplado: Amfuuuffuuuu pOwHz!!!
Lhady Malditah: oH vHaK3T kA nA nAmaN GaL!+
Lil Zuplado: sAyAn6 YuN6 VIP tiX ko sA PaRaM0r3 c0NcEr+ KAgABi. !N!LaGaY kAm! sa LiK0D n6 G0LD!

(facebuko.com)

Another Jejemon sighting:


Why are Jejemons annoying? I can't understand what their typing.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Prickly Heat

It's summer in the Philippines. People are trying to find ways to cool off, be it swimming, ice cold drinks, or just chilling out with the air conditioner at the max setting.

Prickly Heat (bungang araw in tagalog), know medically as Miliaria, is a common problem during the heat of summer. Prickly Heat are tiny bumps on the skin that look like rashes. Prickly Heat is caused by clogged sweat glands that result to bumps filled with fluid.

To prevent prickly heat, take a bath everyday, avoid sun exposure, and wear light, loose clothing.

The signs are a prickly sensation (hence the prickly heat), and the bumps that look like rashes. It can be treated by cleaning the skin then applying corn starch or baking soda powder.

SOURCE: DOH

Monday, April 5, 2010

I Gotta Feeling Parody Lyrics



I Gotta Feeling Parody Lyrics from CollegeHumor.com

I've Got a Feeling...
Like last night wasn't such a good night
Cause my head really doesn't feel right
And god dammit, the sun is too, too bright

My leg is bleeding...
And my clothes smell like they might ignite
And I guess at some point I stole a kite
And my girlfriend and I had a huge, huge fight

My brains on fire
Drank way too much
Swallow an Advil
Then throw it up
Can't find my cell phone
Oh. There it is
It's in the toaster
12 messages

I know you ignored my calls
cause you made out with Karen
Don't lie, Rachel saw
I hate you, don't call me, you sad sack of ****
By the way, to get even I showed Mike my ****

****. ****. ****.

So that was bad
I messed up
But Karen Patrick, damn that girls... Hot!
This must be her
Well done monsieur
Oh Karen Blatt?
I'm gonna throw up again

I've got a feeling...
That today's gonna be a long day
God, I wish Mickey D's had a buffet
And I increasingly think I broke my leg

Cause I can't feel it...
And I vaguely remember a slight fray
Holy crap, it's my mom. What do I say?
Cause I can't let her take my car away

Last night was fun (DRINK!)
I studied hard (DON'T BE A *****!)
I wrote an essay (COLLEGE!)
About the Bard (Shakespeare's gay)
Went to bed early (BEER RUN!)
I'm eating right (This is so good)
Another call, Mom.
I love you... Too!

Hey pumpkin bear (Sup?)
I messed up
I drank tequila (What the hell?)
It ****** me... up
I love you Gina (Karen Blatt?)
I made mistakes (Woo!)
Wait, I did what?
Now I remember again...

I caught Mike, threw a punch
Thought that he dropped-drop-drop-drop
He got up, grabbed a bat
Too drunk to block-block-block-block
Hit my leg, really hard
Blacked out from shock-shock-shock
Woke up here, so now I know
Let's start from the top

I've got a feeling...
That last night was a freaking great night
That I got in a really sweet fight
And above all I now own an awesome kite

Jarsquatter

The Jarsquatter video is a new shock video. As with any other shock videos, the Jarsquatter video contains very offensive images. I do not recommend you search for the term Jarsquatter on Google to find it. You have been warned. I've seen the Jarsquatter video myself, and I wish I hadn't. And just like all shock vidoes, the Jarsquatter video creates really funny reaction videos. Here are Jarsquatter reaction videos I found on YouTube.






Saturday, April 3, 2010

Jocelyn Wildenstein


This is Jocelyn Wildenstein. Her series of cosmetic surgeries led to this face. After her divorce, she wanted to look like a cat. She is now known as the New York Society Lion Woman.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Backtrack 4 Download


Backtrack is the highest rated, most powerful security testing tool. Backtrack is Linux-based. Its most current version is Backtrack 4. Backtrack 4 contains powerful tools such as Aircrack-ng and the Metasploit Framework. It's a hacker/security tester's friend. It is also free for download. Download the image file and burn it to a DVD.

Backtrack 4 can be downloaded here.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Moonlight Sonata Piano Sheet

Moonlight Sonata is a piano sonata by Ludwig Van Beethoven. It is the most played and the most reproduced piece. Its timelessness was from Beethoven's inpiration: his 17 year old student. Originally called Quasi una fantasia, It was described as "moonlight shining on a lake" and was called the Moonlight Sonata ever since.

If you're looking for a Moonlight Sonata Piano Sheet, it can be downloaded here. (Warning: Moonlight Sonata Piano Sheet in PDF format. Right click then Save As.)

Here is a video of the Moonlight Sonata with a piano sheet below it.


 
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