Saturday, March 27, 2010

Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes






Since Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes suddenly became popular the past month, I thought I'd post Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes here. Here are some Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes I found on Tumblr (apologies to the original poster, I can't find you). If these Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes are corny, please don't complain. Enjoy my Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes!
  1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
  2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom.
  3. Come back to me.Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
  4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato.New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
  5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
  6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao!
  7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
  8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
  9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
  10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.
  11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
  12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
  13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
  14. Terminal.Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely..
  15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
  16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you).
  17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu).
  18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand.
  19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes.
  20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
  21. Para, Mamang Taxi.I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi.
  22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
  23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano?Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
  24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
  25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.
  26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong.Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
  27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
  28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
  29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
  30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro - always be my baby - mariah)
  31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
  32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
  33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
  34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
  35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
  36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
  37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
  38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
  39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
  40. Pekpek. You are~ pekpek. you are~ pekpek.
  41. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~
  42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~
  43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
  44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
  45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
  46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~
  47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
  48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
  49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
  50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
  51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.
  52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
  53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
  54. Korina - Mar Roxas.Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.
  55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)
  56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
  57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he ca’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.
  58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
  59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
  60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)
  61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
  62. Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!




278 comments:

  1. LAMPARA- kaibigan LAMPARA kaibigan LAMPARA .

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  2. pikachu-PIKACHU,, im'ma tell you one time..

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  3. navotas-maliit navotas lumalaki

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  4. AMOY KAPENG. amoy kapeng the morning feeling like P Diddy

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  5. MAYBE- MAYBElog MAYBElog na hugis itlog...

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  6. ahahahahah..nice...

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  7. May Kumaway= May Kumaway downtown, walkin fast...(A thousand Miles):D

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  8. wahahahhaha astig!!

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  9. CHICKEN: CHICKENya parin babalik sigaw ng damdamin...

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  10. tagadagdag cheese: tumalon kaya ako sa bangin para lang iyong sagipin (tagadagdag cheese)

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  11. wow ang galing

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  12. OBAMA:OBAMA self...i dont wanna be....

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  13. ANONG KANTA UNG NUMBER 40?????

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  14. knock knock.
    who's there?
    pero-
    pero who?

    pero-perong bukid na lilipad lipad. :D

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  15. shokoy nagkabuni. somebody call 911 shokoy nagkabuni on the dance floor. ooh. :)

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  16. kaway kaway tayo:kaway kaway tayo kaway kaway itaas ang kamay ! (sabay sabay tayo)

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  17. ` putek . haha ! :)
    nice :))

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  18. porkchop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup:

    porkchop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup tonight imma fight till we see the sunlight.....

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  19. knock knock?
    whose there?

    gary v?
    gary v who?

    there,s gary v one less lonely girl

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  20. Knock knock.
    Who`s there?
    CIVIL
    Civil who?
    CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
    CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.

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  21. Knock knock.
    Who`s there?
    SOLUSYON
    Solusyon who?
    SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
    san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..

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  22. who’s there?
    RIVERBOAT
    RIVERBOAT who?
    RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.

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  23. who’s there?
    GINABING KOKEY
    GINABING KOKEY who?
    Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.

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  24. who’s there?
    AGATHA
    AGATHA who?
    AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night

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  25. who’s there?
    COME BACK TO ME
    COME BACK TO ME who?
    COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.

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  26. wow! astig.....more!!!

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  27. kn0ck kn0ck

    hus der?

    duling c aga

    duling c aga hu?

    mag xrcise tayo DULING SI AGA !!!

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  28. knock knock


    (who's there)

    hannah kimi

    (hannah kimi WHO ??)

    hannah kimi , im talkin to u , across the water across the deep blue ocean !!! :) [LUCKY]

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  29. (Kid 1)knock knock

    (Kid 2) who's there

    (Kid 1) ube

    (Kid 2) ube Who??

    (Kid 1) ube baby baby baby ube baby baby

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  30. hahaha..ipagpa2l0y niu lng 2ng naka2tawang knock j0wks huh!!!

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  31. ejejeje,...

    .0nangskie..

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  32. knock knock

    huz der ?

    ivy

    ivy hu ?

    ivy-live i can fly .. ivy-live i can touch the sky

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  33. waaaa nc knocks2 haha lab it

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  34. Knock,knock

    Who's there?________

    kangkong,greenwich,garlic potato lagyan mo pa ng mayo

    kangkong,greenwich,garlic potato lagyan mo pa ng mayo who?

    new york kangong,greenwich,garlic potato lagyan mo pa ng mayo

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  35. Knock Knock..!!

    Hu's there..??

    PCOS....

    PCOS hu..??

    PCOS of you, my life has changed, thank you for the love and the joy you bring..

    Hahaha..

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  36. Knock Knock..!!

    Hu's there..??

    Listen,,,

    Listen hu..??

    Kung ang lahat ay may katapusan, itong paglalakbay ay makakarating din sa paroroonan.. At sa 'yong pagLISTEN and tanging pabaon ko ay pagibig..

    hahahaha..!!

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  37. hahahhaha lovet kakaktawa

    knock knock

    tagabitbit puto bumbong

    tagabitbit... tagabitbit.. tagabiiit

    puto bumbong puto bumbong.. (boom boom pow)

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  38. haaaaaaaaaaaaaylove it.may ganun.nxt time ung mahahaba katulad ng kangkong greenwich garlic potato lgyan pa ng mayo.hha.

    knock knock

    mentos

    who?


    mentos,my knees,my shoulde my head.hahaha!




    love it!

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  39. knock knock
    who's there?
    kabayong mukhang tingting.
    kabayong mukhang tingting who?

    ooohh, kabayong mukhang tingting,, the sweetest song that i can sing oh baby oh baby.
    (you to me are everything)

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  40. putang ina ang kokorni niyo!

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  41. naknak!..

    hus der?

    DALANDAN..

    who?

    danDALANDANdan Happy birthday tO you..Happy birthday tO you..Happy birthday Happy birthday....Happy birthday tO you..

    wuhahaha..!

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  42. Knock Knock
    hus der?
    Dalandan..
    who?

    Does the moonlight shine on Paris
    after the sun goes down
    If DALANDAN bridge is falling
    Will anybody hear a sound

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  43. knock knock

    whos there

    soon to open pan de manila

    soon to open pan de manila who?

    uno,dos,tres soon to open pan de manila

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  44. nakna!..

    hus der..

    DAPITAN..

    who?!

    Da-da-DAPITAN is a version of a femaLe.
    version of a rockstar. of a rockstar..

    weee..
    haha..

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  45. naknak!

    hus der..

    DAMN!..

    who?!

    DAMN.bo hotdog kaya niyO ba to? kaya niyO bato?
    DAMN.bo hotdog kaya niyo ba to?!

    wee..
    haha..

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  46. nak nak!

    hus der?

    jigglypuff nag evolved ng wigglypuff

    jigglypuff nag evolved ng wigglypuff who?!

    tik tok jigglypuff nag evolved ng wigglypuff
    Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight

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  47. NAk NAk

    WHos DeR?

    DALANDAN

    DALAnDAN Who?

    DALANDAN bridge is Falling down 3x

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  48. nak nak!!!

    whos there???

    bakla ginawang GRO

    bakla ginawang GRO who????

    bakla ginawang GRO wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin i2 bakla ginawang GRO lagot ka na cguradong huli ka!!!!

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  49. mga tae niyo..!!!haha

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  50. Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Anawangin!

    Anawangin who?

    Anawangin see you anymore, dont wanna be the one who play your games.

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  51. knock knock?

    who's der?

    kandila..

    kandila who?..


    (dali dali kandila)
    (dali dali kandila)

    hehehe...

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  52. knock knock?

    who's deir?!

    blind.

    kind wh0''?


    cuz deir was alway's b another mountain
    i alway's wa'nna go'nna make it move
    alway's go'nna b un uphill battle samtime's i go'nna hav 2 loose ain't a'bout how fast i giv deir ain't a'bout was wait on d other side hahahide it's the blind..!!!:))

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  53. knock, knock

    whos der

    sori, ate melody

    sori, ate melody who?

    sori ate melody in my head..nanana everyday...

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  54. la nba??hehhee

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  55. knock knock

    who's there? bumili ng bagong folding bed

    bumili ng bagong folding bed who?

    --mad at you bumili ng bagong folding bed mad at you,,mad at you bumili ng bagong folding bed mad at you

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  56. knock knock
    --who's there?
    ipis nangisay
    --ipis nangisay who?
    ipis na ngisay is falling down..down

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  57. imba hahah.. :))

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  58. knock knock !!

    who's there ?

    NARARAMDAMAN

    nararamdaman who ?

    na-ra-ram-daman, na-ra-ram-daman .. (lady gaga)

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  59. nak nak
    hus der
    beef powder at pork
    beef powder at pork who?
    beef powder at pork even just for a day(if i wer a boy)

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  60. knock knock!
    who`s there?

    DREW!
    Drew Who?

    Drew you remember, Drew you remember all of the times we had!! =))) lmaoo!

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  61. knock knock!
    who's there?
    RAMBUTAN.

    RAMBUTAN, who?

    Ra, ra, RAMBUTAN.
    Ra, ra, RAMBUTAN.
    Ga, ga, ooh lala.
    Want your bad RAMBUTAN. (Lady Gaga)

    hehehe.

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  62. knock knock


    hus theer


    jejemon



    jejemon hu poh








    gaga malala jejemon ayan na takbo sda kalye meron nangyaring nakakainis may jejemong may dalang baril shot gin pa un ayay yay kakatakot baka barilin niya ako sa puso minaliit ka kasi mga jejemon tarantado hahaha tarantado jejemon bob mukang slang gago nakakatakot ayayay scary sila baka patayin nila si gaga isang babaeng inde jejemon baklang bunggoy yayaya humuhilad

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  63. aha..knock knock!!

    hus der?

    lolo mo long hair....

    lolo mo long hair who??

    i dont care lolo mo long hair..i dont care eeeer!!

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  64. knock knock

    whos der?

    baguio

    baguio who?

    i want nobody nobody baguio!(clap2x) haha.xD

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  65. wala na bng iba .. ??

    ung hnd naman corni ,, !!

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  66. nak nak!
    husder?

    onion,garlic,w/3tomato

    onion,garlic,w/3tomato who?

    new york onion,garlic,w/3tomato therse nating u cant do

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  67. nak nak!

    hus der?

    luto ka pang puto bungbong

    luto ka pang puto bungbong hu?

    ice ice baby luto ka pang puto bungbong

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  68. knock knock
    who`s there
    tae na tae
    tae na tae who..
    tae na tae na ako sau...

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  69. knock knock who's there impostor impostor who? impostor in my best dress fearless

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  70. knock knock
    whose there
    dalandan
    daladan who
    dandalandandan happy birth day to you..

    :]

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  71. .. I LOVE IT !!

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  72. knock knock

    hus der?

    FUCK THIS THING!

    fuck this thing hu?

    fuck this thing ng panahon baka ikaw rin at ako baka tibok ng puso moi maging tibok ng puso ko! :P

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  73. knock-knock
    who's there
    pekperepekpek
    pekperepekpek who

    pekperepekpek na ririnig mo ba ang simoy ng pasko
    ang ba ho ng pepe mo

    X]

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  74. naknak
    hos dir
    miki
    miki who
    miki my way downtown

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  75. nak nak
    hos dir
    pera
    pera who
    like a peramid like a peramid eh

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  76. galing parang titi

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  77. knok knok

    whos therre

    eight oclack

    eight oclack who?


    tik tok eight oclack but the party dont stop no woooooooo

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  78. awew . dang danda eh . adik ba ke0 . ahaha . !

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  79. knock knock

    hus there?

    little manuel

    little manuel who?


    im not crazy im just a LITTLE MANUEL i know right now you cant tell

    ahahaha

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  80. anu kya yun!!!!!
    gndahan nyu nman ung mga knock knock nyu......

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  81. knock knock ?

    Who's There ?

    Ong ang

    Ong Ang who ?

    Ong ang Galing galing qong sumyaw galing qong gumaliaw

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  82. knock knock

    hus der?

    HITO

    HITO who??


    HITO ako oooohh basang basa sa ulan.....


    oh bonggggaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    neh!!

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  83. knock knock...
    whos der..
    irene...
    irene who/...
    .......IRENE YOU LIKE WATER LIKE BREATH LIKE AIR.... HEHEHEHE

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  84. KNOCK KNOCK
    WHOS THERE
    LOG IN...
    LOG IN WHO..
    ......LOGIN NA LANG UMUULAN PARANG WALANG KATAPUSAN....HEHEHE

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  85. nak nak
    hus der..?
    panadero exacto..
    panadero exacto who?

    ...dont call my name, dont call my name PANADERO...
    ang bayadko, ang bayad ko. exacto!
    hahaha(alejandro-lady gaga)

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  86. Knock knock

    hus der?

    mang shawty

    who?

    mang shawty isa a eenie meenie mini mo lova

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  87. knock knock?

    who's der?

    papa?

    papa who?

    papa-nu kita iiwanan kung hindi ka seryoso sa kanya,wag ka nang umalis,,dahil mahal na mahal kita..

    ;char: hhe... okei. ba?!.. prang hindi eh!.. cnu ba' ang may pnaka-chip na knock knock d2?!.. akoh; ba?!.. ows! di nga!?. ;char:
    pro ang. may pinakmagndang.. knock knock d2 ay si...________________..........

    akoh..

    :,[k.P._expert_18],:


    thnx. sa mga may like! ♥♥♥

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  88. tagabitbet- boom boom boom tagabitbet!, boom boom boom tagabitbet! :D

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  89. ang cory naman ng jokes nyo!!!
    hahahahaha
    XD

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  90. song:el tae (el bimbo)

    kamukha mo si paraluga nung tayoy
    matanda na ang galing galing mong mag
    breakdance nung tayoy manda na mag kahawak ang ating paa at walang ka wilchair2x

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  91. knock knock...
    who's there..
    uhm... bangles okim girl
    sa tagalog mabaho puke mo babae ka

    it's gonna be bangles okim girl bangles okim girl

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  92. o eto knock knock

    whos there

    duling si agua

    duling si agua who

    m,ag excercise tau duling si agua duling si agua

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  93. nak nak
    who's there
    kilikili mo ay maasim
    kilikili mo ay maasim who
    you to me are everything kilikili mo ay maasinm oh baby oh baby

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  94. shet!! nakakaloka ang mga knock knock jokes nio!!! wahahahahaahahahahaha=)) it makes my day! oh yeah!!

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  95. Nak Nak!

    Whose Fucking There!

    Umaga!

    Umaga Who!

    Umaaaagaaa! (Oh My Gosh-Usher)

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  96. i liked the kung lady gaga ka sa piling ng iba hahaha! lol

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  97. nak nak .

    lampara

    lampara who

    kung kaibigan lampara

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  98. knock knock

    melon melon

    melon melon who


    melon melon sinta buko ng papaya dala dala'y tabo hugas pwet baho ..wahaha

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  99. knock knock whos there?
    ako maba??
    WHO!!!!!!!!???????

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  100. nakakaloka kau!!! hahaha....

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  101. adik ahh :)) kkaloka mga knok knok niu ..

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  102. Adik sa Knock Knock Jokes /:)) .

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  103. nak nak!!!

    hus der!

    wiglipop nag evolve na jiglipop

    wiglipop nag evolve na jiglipop who!

    dont stop wiglipop nag evolve na jiglipop!!!

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  104. lima-lima katulog sa gabi sa kakaisip.

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  105. knock knock!

    who's there ?

    MARIPOSA..

    mariposa who?

    ` mariposa gurls wer un4getable...

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  106. knock knock ...

    who's there ..

    dilaw ang ngipin mo kahit hindi mais


    dilaw ang ngipin mo kahit hindi mais who? ..

    dilaw ang ngipin mo kahit hindi mais aamini ko minsan ako'y manhid

    (alipin) ...


    nyahahah

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  107. Knock knock...

    Who's there????

    tattoo ni Ara Mina di totoo

    tattoo ni Ara Mina di totoo who????

    tattoo ni Ara Mina di totoo, (voltes 5 intro) wahahahaha

    akosipotpot@yahoo.ca

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  108. parang gagu lang ahh!!!!!!!!!auz ahh!!!!!

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  109. nak nak
    hus der
    nararamdaman
    nraramdaman hu

    nararramdaman nararamdaman
    i want your bad romance

    ^^

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  110. Nak Nak

    Who's there

    Umaga

    Umaga who?

    Umaaaaaagaaaaaa! OMG-USHER!

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  111. knock knock

    hus der?

    TIGER LION PATING KAMBING!

    TIGER LION PATING KAMBING, WHO?

    kailan, kailan mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim, TIGER LION PATING KAMBING, di mo pnapansin...

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  112. nak nak!!!
    wus der????
    jejejeje..
    jejejeje who?


    banal na aso..santong kabayo natatawa ako jejejeje

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  113. nak nak

    hus der??

    civil war hu?

    civel war ang tunay na mahirap, civil war ang tunay na may malasakit, civil war ang may kakayahan at gumawa ng sariling pangalan... hehehe

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  114. knok knok,

    hus der?

    dina bonnevie, gary v.

    dina bonnevie, gary v. hu?

    - DINA BONNEVIE my lover, gary v may friend

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  115. knock knock..

    hus der..

    new zealand..

    new zealand who..


    new zealand ka sa mundong ito laking tuwa ng magulang mo..

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  116. Knock-Knock
    Who's There?
    Ako'y Maba
    Ako'y Mabawho?

    hahaha XD

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  117. knock knock?

    who's there?

    TATSULOK..

    TATSULOK WHO??


    hey TATSULOK in your eyes... ( closer u & I)

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  118. nak nak

    hus der?

    pikachu

    pikachu who?

    pikachu, I will tell u one time!

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  119. nak nak

    hus der?

    pikachu

    pikachu hu?

    pikachu.
    i will tell you one time.

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  120. knock knock

    who's there?

    bakla tomboy nag-aaway dahil sa panis na tinapay at may palaman na laway

    who?

    ganyan talaga ang buhay bakla tomboy nag-aaway dahil sa panis na tinapay na may palaman na laway!
    haba XD

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  121. haha...ganda ng mga knock knock jokes niu...

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  122. grabe all your knock2 is really amazing!!!very funny..haha

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  123. tarantadong tangina ang corney potah

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  124. alam nyo maganda na ehhh kaya lang hindi ko maintindihan

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  125. ......ur knock knock wer so great.....

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  126. grabe nkkatawa....
    hlos buong mundo tmawa...
    hahahahhahahahhahahahah...









    e2....

    knock2x

    huzder

    cornie

    cornie who...
















    ang cocornie nyo....
    hahahahahahahahaahah

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  127. naknak.
    hus der?
    HU
    HUHU?

    bat ka umiiyak?????

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  128. wow!!! kakaloka... astig mga knock knocks nyo..
    appreciated ko. love it.!! mwwaaaahhhhh.!!!
    stay high! :)

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  129. knock knock!!!

    Whose there?

    English ng bato

    English ng bato who?



    "stone..... english ng bato ay stone...sturdy as the rock he hold, and i just wanna carry on



    pa add po... facebook.. comment n lang...
    hahaha!!!:D korny..^^
    akoctopeng@yahoo.com

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  130. wala na bang knock knock dyan???

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  131. knock knock

    whos there?

    poging bingi

    poging bingi who?!



    ano?

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  132. knock knock

    whos there?

    gwapong intsik

    gwapong intsik who?



    ni hao ma..

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  133. nak nak

    hus der

    stones hu

    stones ang tagalog ay bato
    linulunok ni darna to
    walang nakabantay sa'yo

    {PYRAMID}

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  134. dapat nakalagay kung anong tono pano natin malalaman kung anong tono sayang maganda pa naman


    _ _
    -
    not funny

    alam ko na lahat yan

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  135. knock 2x
    hu der??

    kabayo..
    kabayo hu??

    kabayo anything,, kabayo any ring.. (baby)

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  136. knockx2 !?

    whose there ?

    many walls ?!

    many walls who ?!

    ice ice baby ! ding dididing ding ding ding ! ? Ice Ice Baby !

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  137. knock-knock

    who's there??

    upo,sigarilyas,sitaw,talong

    upo sigarilyas sitaw talong who....???

    (voltes five)
    tentnenenennen neneennnne en nnenenen

    upo,sigarilyas,sitaw,talong.....

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  138. vnm,.//cvbnmxcvbnm,..[]\sdxcvbnm,,.//bnj2345678906554678

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  139. knock knock

    who's there

    para mamang taxi
    para mamang taxi who?

    im your biggest fan;I'll follow you until you love me; para mamang taxi.

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  140. knock knock

    whos der?

    stabilong puti

    stabilong puti who?

    stabilong puti, akoy nahuhumaling at sa tuwing ikaw ay gagalaw ang mundo koy tumitigil

    by pandapoo :P

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  141. nak nak

    mentos

    mentos who


    mentos my knees my shoulder my head.

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  142. corny ! by many walls 1

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  143. knock knock
    husder?
    lumpia toge
    who?
    that's the way lumpia toge i like it aha aha!

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  144. by mark acierda.....

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  145. nak nak...
    hus der?
    malaking kabayo
    who?
    me plus u , malaking kabayu.....

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  146. nak nak
    hus der?
    malaki na duling
    who?
    o,ilaw malaki a duling...
    by:mark acierda

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  147. nak nak
    husder?
    putol leeg ni juan
    who?
    kung ayw mong magpaalam,putol leeg ni juan....

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  148. by mark acierda...

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  149. nak nak
    hus der?
    tumae palito....
    who?
    i said i don't walk this earth tumae palito solo....
    by mark acierda

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  150. sabihin nyo ng mabilis ito...
    apo ako ni lola....
    by mark acierda...

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  151. Knock! Knock!

    who's there ?

    *PWET MONG MAY TATLONG GUHIT*

    Pwet Mong May Tatlong Guhit Who ?

    *cammon bamon us everybody let's go comman let's get do it pwet mong may tatlong guhit :)) ahahhaha

    -- SOURCE : DORA THE EXPLORER :)) XD

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  152. nak nak?

    whos der?

    kinurot kurot utong?

    kinurot kurot uong who?

    kinurot kinurot kurot utong..

    hha.. ndi ko alam kung anung kanta yan..narinig ko lng. hha...

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  153. "My wife"
    because of you "my wife" has change thank you for the love and the joy you bring"
    LMAO

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  154. knock knock;

    who's there?

    SAFARI who?

    got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa

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  155. knock knock

    wh0's there?

    kilikili mung maasim

    kilikili mung maasim who?

    you to me are everything kilikili mung maasim oh baby!!! oh baby!!!

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  156. kung kayo ay may kamag anak na patay

    sasama ba kayo sa libing

    00 o hindi

    magtext lang kayo sa number na to

    09152887882

    baka kayo na ang susunod sa patay

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  157. kung kayo ay may kamag anak na patay

    sasama ba kayo sa libing

    00 o hindi

    magtext lang kayo sa number na to

    09187881642

    baka kayo na ang susunod sa patay

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  158. Imagine you are in a room, no doors windows or anything,
    how do you get out?














    stop imagining

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  159. panget lahat ng nak nak nyo

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  160. nak nak!

    hus der.?

    kbayung mukang tingting

    kbayung mukang tingting who?

    - ooohh, kabayong mukhang tingting,, the sweetest song that i can sing oh baby oh baby. (you to me are everything)

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  161. knock knock !!!!!!
    whos there ?
    KANGKONG LABANOS
    kangkong labanos who ?

    kangkong labanos every body lets go come on lets get do it i know that we can do it

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  162. knock knock

    who's there

    alfred

    alfred my wings and i learned how to fly

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  163. knock knock!

    who's there?

    phone na nokia

    phone na nokia who?

    phone na nokia!!! di sinasadya!!! na magmahal itong puso kooo!!!

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  164. Juan: Knock Knock!
    Pedro: Who's there?
    Juan: PERSUADING
    Pedro: Persuading who?
    Juan: Pare, I'm getting married next week. Can I invite you to my "PERSUADING"

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  165. MGA KONRY KNOCK KNOCK NIYO

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  166. knock knock

    who's there?

    abby

    abby who?

    Abby..... waiting for you here inside my heart. haha

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  167. knock knock

    who's there?

    melai

    melai who?

    melai yu kaman sa akin at ako'y iyong limutan!! haha

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  168. eto nakakatuwa haha lol

    knock knock

    who's there?

    FAR I SEE YOU

    FAR I SEE YOU who?

    FAR I SEE YOU ang laban na tu..

    lol funny funny funny very very very

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  169. knock.knock

    huz der ?/

    saging banancue

    saging bananacue hu ?

    akala koy ikw ay saging ...
    bananacue sa akng paningin ..


    hihi

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  170. NAK . NAK !

    HUS DER ?

    DINNA VONIVY AND GARY V .


    DINNA VONIVY AND GARY V HU ?

    DINNA VONIVY MY LOVER AND AND GARY V IS MY FRIEND ...

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  171. nak nak!
    Hus der?
    Dalubhasa.
    Dalubhasa hu?
    Sitaw bataw patani kundol patola upo't DALUBHASA.. (2 da tune bhay kubo)

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  172. padila ng puke mu

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  173. knock knock...
    who's there?
    "if i were a boy"
    who?
    "if i were a boy...
    sa puso't diwa..."

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  174. knock!knock!
    who's there?
    "HAWK"
    hawk who?!
    - HAWK kamay , d kita iiwan sa paglakbay..d2 sa mundong wlang katiyankan..HAWK kamay!! :P

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  175. anu yung tono neto:

    Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever

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  176. Knock Knock Whose There
    Gary V
    Gary V Who?
    Sa Gary V Bida Ang Saya

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  177. knock! knock! who's there?? DIFFERENCE, DIFFERENCES! DIFFERENCE, DIFFERENCES who?? "uLL be DIFFERENCE and ill be DIFFERENCES its a love story baby just say yes!! ahahaha

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  178. nek nek!!!
    sino yan?
    bobit po!
    sinong bobit?

    huwag kang BOBITiw bigla! ipikit ang yong mata....
    (bitiw)

    wahehehehe

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  179. Knock knock..

    Who's there?

    Lola Basyang..

    Lola Basyang who?

    Si Lola Basyang sa puso mo, at kaya mong saktan ang tulad ko..

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  180. KK..
    WD?
    YELO..
    YELO WHO?

    YELO, YELO..
    ANG CORNY NAMAN NG KNOCK KNOCK NA 'TO

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  181. knock knock, whos there, SARAH GERONIMO,
    sarah geronimo who?

    aSARAH GE-RONI-MOje dejebe tudejebe de
    sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipí.

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  182. anong prutas ang nsa bhay kubo????


    cherry!!!!!


    eto:

    khit munti, ang halaman doon, ay CHERRY-CHERRY.

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  183. Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Dina Bonnevie, Gary V, Pikachu at Justin Bieber

    Who?!?!

    Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
    Pikachu Justin Bieber, friendship never ends.

    Wahahahaha D00dz

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