Thursday, February 25, 2010

Mean Girls Status Day



Since it's the so called Mean Girls Status Day (February 25), I thought I'd post quotes from the movie.

Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.


Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.


Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.


Is your muffin buttered?


My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.


I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.


You smell like a baby prostitute.


Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?
YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR!


Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple.


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